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Usain Bolt is a legend!!!
Last night at the IAAF meeting in Berlin, Germany, Usain Bolt did it again and smashed is previous World Record of 9.69 and ran the 100m in 9.58. Now for those of you who don't know, I had a terrible knee injury a while back which took me out of the Olympics...
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The best fisherman in the world!
Mix Steve Irwin with that Bear Grills guy and put them on a fishing show and you get this guy, Matt Watson. He is from New Zealand and he likes to catch the hardest fish in the ocean to catch, a Marlin. He doesn't do it the normal way though. He has caught...
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Supernatural
If you have never seen this show you seriously need a lesson in life. Supernatural is probably the best show on TV at the moment filled with witty comedy, frights and loads of action and lets not forget ghosts and demons. A quick rundown of the show:...
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SABC sucks!
Welcome to South Africa, where we are the only country in the World who has to have a licence to watch tv. We pay over R250 a year for a licence and you can't buy a tv without one. The money from our licences go to the SABC who splurge on 13th,14th and...
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Usain Bolt does it again...
Bolt looking up in the stands to see if Kev is watching Usain Bolt broke his own 200m World Record last night by 11 split seconds, his time was 19.19 seconds. He broke his own 100m World Record by 11 split seconds as well. The guy is extremely fast, gone...
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The right medication for flu
On Wednesday morning I woke up feeling weak with a very sore throat. I always get very paranoid when Im sick and started thinking the worst of the situation. I thought "Oh God, I have Swine Flu". I hate going to the doctor, mainly because I never know...
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A one night stand flowchart
The Muscle likes to think of himself as a real ladies man but knows noone will ever love him the same way he loves himself. He has been on a bit of a dry streak at the moment but has now devised a plan for the weekend ahead to make sure he strikes it...
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Dudeism seems cool
So there is this new religion called Dudeism and it seems quite cool. Scientology is a complete fuck up and thanks to Tom Cruise it will never be taken seriously...Thank Albert Einstein (or whoever it is they pray to). Well Dudeism is all about the chilled...
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The car guard pandemic
There is nothing I hate more on this planet than car guards, Just seeing them pisses me off so much. Being a car guard is not a job, the person wasn't hired by anyone, he/she simply just puts a bib on and presumes the FREE parking lot outside certain...
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Gossip Girl goes wild
Leighton promoting her new movie Leighton Meester is a actress on Gossip Girl, if you haven't watched Gossip Girl don't worry you not missing much. I have watched both seasons and still don't really know what the fucken point is, the kids are so damn...
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Two awesome drunken songs
Letting my playlist shuffle on my iTunes it skipped to two songs that brought back so many memories that I thought I had lost while I had been binge drinking in nightclubs. When you are drunk in a bar or a club, there is ALWAYS that one song that will...
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Alien prank on roommate goes wrong
Chilling at Mellow G's house the other day, he forced me to watch some really disgusting shit he had on his computer in between some other funny stuff like this. These guys are pretty damn good at making their own videos. You can find them on www.chadmattandrob.com...
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My new addiction
Other than sex, drugs and rock n roll (hip hop and psy trance) I love sport, rugby in particular but any damn sport will do. I have found a match picking website that is free of charge and you can bet on who will win in pretty much any sport. The site...
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The Arsehole ranking
Every guy in their own special way is an arsehole, a few of my friends and I started becoming way too arsehole-ish for people to handle and then started an arsehole ranking. It origninally was a top 3 arsehole ranking, but I thought I am going to initiate...
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Reality on Animax
Animax is the anime (japanese cartoons) channel on DSTV, it's on channel 126. I am not a follower of anime, The Philosopher tries to get me into it after a well rolled baseball bat but I can't focus on subtitles and the show at the same time as I can't...
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Rainy weather PS 3 Fifa Tournament
Hosted by The Muscle The weather was pretty shocking this weekend in Cape Town, as you should know summer never ends here in the mother city and the weather we had this weekend was a real shock to the system. There was no better way to spend Saturday...
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Hardcore Tetris orgy
I clearly must have spelt something wrong while searching for "material" because I stumbled across this just a few moments ago. I think everyone knows what Tetris is, I used to play the game religiously back in Grade 2 on my nintendo family entertainment...
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The greatest divorce entrance ever!
Remember last week when I gave you this video. It was and probably will always be the greatest wedding entrance ever, until my wedding in a good decade and a halfs time. Well, here is a video parody of the JK couple getting divorced six months later and...
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Here's a copy of my ID
Imagine going through all the processes of buying a car or opening an account somewhere and you accidently forget to bring your ID book. The person you dealing with is rather nice and says that "it's okay, you can just photocopy your ID book and send...
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Hitler reacts to Usain Bolt's 100m World Record
There are so many of these on the net but because Usain Bolt is my prodige I thought I would add this vidoe of Hitler going crazy over his 100m World Record. *The chronicles of Kev does not condone the negativity and racist outbursts in this video* ....
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Daft Bodies
I find this video damn funny and a bit awesome, maybe because I decided to have a well rolled baseball bat after writing my previous article. Jeez, the two girls in this video are fucking amazing...well, maybe because uuhh ha ha, you know. They are called...
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Entourage is awesome!
Now that winter has kicked in, there isn't much else to do but watch TV shows or wrestle under covers (that's during ad breaks...yes, Im that good/quick whatever you want to call it) Supernatural is going well but I just recieved season 5 of Entourage...
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Jock wannabe pimpdaddy's birthday
In one of his Fiat commercials It's the Jock wannabe pimpdaddy's birthday and we will be pissing it up at Tiger Tiger (Claremont) tonight in every way that the Alcoholics Annonymous tell you not to. Unfortunately last weekend I didn't go because of a...
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The top 5 most disturbing sex toys
There comes a time in every sexually active couples lives where they would like to try something a little "kinky", introducing another person, doing it in public or the introduction of sex toys. Here is the chronicles of kev's top 5 most disturbing sex...
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Julius Malema = idiot
Behold the future of our country, well that's if ANC stays in power for another 10 years...Julius Malema, leader of the ANC Youth League and the proud face of idiocracy of South Africa. Today I will be showing you his final report card from Matric......