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    <title><![CDATA[Hitler reacts to Usain Bolt's 100m World Record]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:06:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[There are so many of these on the net but because Usain Bolt is my prodige I thought I would add this vidoe of Hitler going crazy over his 100m World Record. *The chronicles of Kev does not condone the negativity and racist outbursts in this video* .... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[SABC sucks!]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 08:40:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Welcome to South Africa, where we are the only country in the World who has to have a licence to watch tv. We pay over R250 a year for a licence and you can't buy a tv without one. The money from our licences go to the SABC who splurge on 13th,14th and... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[When the Un-educated copywrite ads]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:51:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[This is relatively old but I still have good giggle when I see it. It's the Gaviscon cough syrup ad: Apparently there is nothing like a Fireman coming in your mouth to cure that bad cough. ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[Is Michael Jackson still alive?]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 08:33:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Check out this video and you be the judge: Pretty interesting hey, this video is causing a huge stir in the entertainment world as it shows "Michael Jackson" jumping out of the coroner's van, apparently the same one that picked up his dead body. I don't... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[Pee running down my leg]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:32:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[*wiping a tear from my eye* Oh shit! I am in stitches and I thought that I would share the laugh with you. I have had on hell of a week with work and tonight after a grueling 12 hour day (deadline week), I sat back and enjoyed a well rolled baseball bat... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[Scam Fail]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 08:42:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[For those of you who have either a Gmail, Yahoo, Skype or MSN (hotmail) account would have experienced at least one scam since your account has been opened. You know, when someone emails you saying "You have won $750 000, give me all your details to claim"... ]]></description>
        <dc:creator><![CDATA[Kev]]></dc:creator>
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    <title><![CDATA[Reality on Animax]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:48:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Animax is the anime (japanese cartoons) channel on DSTV, it's on channel 126. I am not a follower of anime, The Philosopher tries to get me into it after a well rolled baseball bat but I can't focus on subtitles and the show at the same time as I can't... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[The right medication for flu]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 09:37:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[On Wednesday morning I woke up feeling weak with a very sore throat. I always get very paranoid when Im sick and started thinking the worst of the situation. I thought "Oh God, I have Swine Flu". I hate going to the doctor, mainly because I never know... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[Usain Bolt does it again...]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:21:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Bolt looking up in the stands to see if Kev is watching Usain Bolt broke his own 200m World Record last night by 11 split seconds, his time was 19.19 seconds. He broke his own 100m World Record by 11 split seconds as well. The guy is extremely fast, gone... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[Usain Bolt is a legend!!!]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 11:14:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Last night at the IAAF meeting in Berlin, Germany, Usain Bolt did it again and smashed is previous World Record of 9.69 and ran the 100m in 9.58. Now for those of you who don't know, I had a terrible knee injury a while back which took me out of the Olympics... ]]></description>
        <dc:creator><![CDATA[Kev]]></dc:creator>
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    <title><![CDATA[Im out of the Mother City for the weekend...]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 13:10:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[I am one of those proud Capetonians, I am so fucking patriotic that I created my own anthem for Cape Town. Every Spring I take a drive around the coast with a few memebers of the crew and grasp in the awesome beauty of Cape Town (well actually I do that... ]]></description>
        <dc:creator><![CDATA[Kev]]></dc:creator>
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    <title><![CDATA[5 things you do when you're drunk]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 10:39:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[but don't do normally Here are just 5 things you (or maybe it's just me) will do when you are drunk but don't really do normally. Disney = Dangerous 1. Kareoke Some how, some way when you are smashed and there is singing, you will always find a way to... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[Heath Ledger's final role...ever!]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 09:55:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus is/was Heath Ledger's final role before he died last year. He had finished about half of the scenes and by the looks of this trailer Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell play Ledger's characters in various incarnations.... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[The Mario Bros sex tape]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 09:36:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Remember when Tv games were just simple and awesome, graphics didn't matter and there was no such thing as saving your game. Well thank god things have changed. Anyways, I was chilling at The Philosopher's house last night and the bizarre topic of old... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[Psycho bitch emails]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 09:12:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[So, you have planned a trip with some mates and you have told your girlfriend like 3 or 4 times that you are going but she is the type who doesn't really listen to things you say unless it's something that could start a fight. This guy went to Europe... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[Im on a boat rip off]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 10:55:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[The previous article had the famous JK wedding entrance being ripped off, so I thought I would just keep them coming. Ever since I heard 'Im on a boat' by The Lonely Island, I have been wanting to do a music video my way on the Knysna Lagoon or something... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[The greatest divorce entrance ever!]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 10:49:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Remember last week when I gave you this video. It was and probably will always be the greatest wedding entrance ever, until my wedding in a good decade and a halfs time. Well, here is a video parody of the JK couple getting divorced six months later and... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[Jessica Alba has still got it]]></title>
    <link><![CDATA[https://thechroniclesofkev.over-blog.com/article-34552328.html]]></link>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 08:23:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Everyone knows that Jessica Alba had a baby just under a year ago. Over the weekend she hit the beach and she looked like this: Getting used to the water Cash giving jessica a 5 finger kidney poke Checking for Nip slips Cash Warren ready to pounce Now... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[The car guard pandemic]]></title>
    <link><![CDATA[https://thechroniclesofkev.over-blog.com/article-34517719.html]]></link>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 09:14:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[There is nothing I hate more on this planet than car guards, Just seeing them pisses me off so much. Being a car guard is not a job, the person wasn't hired by anyone, he/she simply just puts a bib on and presumes the FREE parking lot outside certain... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[A one night stand flowchart]]></title>
    <link><![CDATA[https://thechroniclesofkev.over-blog.com/article-34429440.html]]></link>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:01:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[The Muscle likes to think of himself as a real ladies man but knows noone will ever love him the same way he loves himself. He has been on a bit of a dry streak at the moment but has now devised a plan for the weekend ahead to make sure he strikes it... ]]></description>
        <dc:creator><![CDATA[Kev]]></dc:creator>
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    <title><![CDATA[Get your douchebag name...now!]]></title>
    <link><![CDATA[https://thechroniclesofkev.over-blog.com/article-34422700.html]]></link>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 09:23:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Ever sit back and just wonder what your douchebag name could possibly be? Well, now you can with this site that I am going to provide for you when I am done talking shit. According to Wikipedia the meaning of douchebag is: A douche is a device used to... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[The greatest wedding entrance EVER!]]></title>
    <link><![CDATA[https://thechroniclesofkev.over-blog.com/article-34352593.html]]></link>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:19:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Okay, so this is kind of old but it will probably remain legendary for a long time. It's the video from Jill and Kevin Heinz's wedding entrance and it has taken the internet by storm! This is how a wedding ceremony should begin because they generally... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[Dudeism seems cool]]></title>
    <link><![CDATA[https://thechroniclesofkev.over-blog.com/article-34352134.html]]></link>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:06:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[So there is this new religion called Dudeism and it seems quite cool. Scientology is a complete fuck up and thanks to Tom Cruise it will never be taken seriously...Thank Albert Einstein (or whoever it is they pray to). Well Dudeism is all about the chilled... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[Two awesome drunken songs]]></title>
    <link><![CDATA[https://thechroniclesofkev.over-blog.com/article-34349816.html]]></link>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:51:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Letting my playlist shuffle on my iTunes it skipped to two songs that brought back so many memories that I thought I had lost while I had been binge drinking in nightclubs. When you are drunk in a bar or a club, there is ALWAYS that one song that will... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[A tortoise having an orgasm]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:18:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Hello, I trust you all had a great weekend (and Monday). I sure as hell did, wasted on Friday, hangover and the Springboks kicking ass on the Saturday and my Sunday was filled with a day with the family and night with The crew...good times! Ever wonder... ]]></description>
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