The chronicles of kev

You missed me? No...well I missed you. I must apologise for leaving you stranded for so long, I have been so damn busy saving the world and fondling myself in public that I completely forgot what day it was. Other than that, I actually worked for three...

Im a bit late with these but here you have it, this morning's crazy thunder storm here in Cape Town caught on camera. Thanks Janine (you stop sending me things and I might have to add you to the ranking below). Enjoy... "And Eskom looked up and said...thank...

Every guy in their own special way is an arsehole, a few of my friends and I started becoming way too arsehole-ish for people to handle and then started an arsehole ranking. It origninally was a top 3 arsehole ranking, but I thought I am going to initiate...

Now that winter has kicked in, there isn't much else to do but watch TV shows or wrestle under covers (that's during ad breaks...yes, Im that good/quick whatever you want to call it) Supernatural is going well but I just recieved season 5 of Entourage...

Don't you hate it when a pet dies? I watched Marley and Me the other night and shit was I depressed after that, what a sad movie. Anyways, enough about that, Here is three simple steps for when your girlfriend's dog dies unexpectedly and you have to hide...

Nandos always seem to go that extra mile with their advertising and I fucking love it...keep it up whoever you are in the Creative department. Thank you janine for this.

Let me explain this picture...The muscle and I went on a bit of a pub crawl last night starting at the Tavern and Ale in Diep river for The Rockstar's birthday, not knowing that he has been partying for 5 days straight and that the place was going to...

I hope you know that this girl is only 16! what are you doing? PUT THAT THING AWAY! Save it for another 2 years damnit! Its Miley Cyrus...I called dibs first! She is calling me on her 18th...FACT! If you don't believe me that it's her check here: "Kev,...

I am going to the movies guys, can you believe it! I can't...shit! it's been a while, the fresh smell of popcorn, struggling to carry your 2litre coke and handing over your ticket. This is going to be brilliant! I love scary films and there is nothing...

I honestly hate the way the economy has gone and Im sure this guy does too... "Awe my bru...jou car is mos duideluk!"