Friday 28 august 2009 5 28 /08 /Aug /2009 10:06

There are so many of these on the net but because Usain Bolt is my prodige I thought I would add this vidoe of Hitler going crazy over his 100m World Record. *The chronicles of Kev does not condone the negativity and racist outbursts in this video* Im sure you will find this quite funny:

 

 




Pretty good, pretty darn good...I really wish they would start doing this with different videos and leave that prick Hitler out for a while.

And as for Usain twisting his ankle, heaven forbid that day ever happens...I am saving a lot of money to put down on his races for the Commonwealth Games next year...
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Friday 28 august 2009 5 28 /08 /Aug /2009 08:40
Welcome to South Africa, where we are the only country in the World who has to have a licence to watch tv. We pay over R250 a year for a licence and you can't buy a tv without one. The money from our licences go to the SABC who splurge on 13th,14th and 15th cheques come the end of the year. Their top management all drive fancy cars and own prime property. For those of you that know, the three SABC channels is the biggest pile of shit under the sun and I feel the only reason why we have to pay for a licence is to help out with their poor advertising budget. Who wants to advertise on a channel that has complete rubbish on day and night?...not me. I don't even watch SABC, I stick to DSTV so why do I have to pay for a TV licence?, they can block SABC at my house, I really don't give a shit. All the decent sport, shows and smut is on DSTV and I am 100% happy with that.

Back to my point, the SABC has just announced that they are dropping their R500m budget on local productions. That is a shit load of money and local productions are up in arms as they know only the SABC will buy their crap. Now because of mismanagement within the company it is going to cost the jobs of loads of South African actors, directors and producers. What the hell is the SABC going to do to fill in those spots on tv?, if they are cutting the budget by R500m that means they won't be able to afford anything "decent" to slot into the place of where for instance Generations is/was. I thought I would let you know that Generations is the most watched South African produced tv show at the moment...crazy hey? Now imagine replacing that with old re runs of some crap the SABC has lying around...noone will watch SABC again and ETV will start getting all the attention. All ETV needs to do is cut out some of the wrestling (which is their most watched show) and buy some SABC shows, place it on their channel and VIOLA! they will coin it. Shit, I should sell that idea to them...it has now been patented by me.

So good luck SABC, your channels are now completely fucked! Now make us stop paying for TV licences and sort your shit out properly.

                                                                     
                                                                                                    Screwed
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Thursday 27 august 2009 4 27 /08 /Aug /2009 09:51

This is relatively old but I still have good giggle when I see it. It's the Gaviscon cough syrup ad:

                                                       


Apparently there is nothing like a Fireman coming in your mouth to cure that bad cough.

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Thursday 27 august 2009 4 27 /08 /Aug /2009 08:33
Check out this video and you be the judge:




Pretty interesting hey, this video is causing a huge stir in the entertainment world as it shows "Michael Jackson" jumping out of the coroner's van, apparently the same one that picked up his dead body. I don't know what to think, the guy was pretty nuts so I will wait just an insy tinsy bit longer before I jump to conclusions.
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Wednesday 26 august 2009 3 26 /08 /Aug /2009 21:32
*wiping a tear from my eye* Oh shit! I am in stitches and I thought that I would share the laugh with you. I have had on hell of a week with work and tonight after a grueling 12 hour day (deadline week), I sat back and enjoyed a well rolled baseball bat ...well, actually it was kind of like a toothpick, it isn't pay day yet.  I wanted to chill back and relax and I needed something to watch, so going through some files on my PC, I came across some Lonely Island music videos, you know, like "Im on a boat" and "Jizz in my pants" . Anyway,  I had a quick peek as I knew this would be funny, and funny it was. Shit, Im still laughing. I am going to give you a video that you must check out. If you don't laugh at this, then I don't know...something is clearly wrong with you. This song features Justin Timberlake, It's called Mother Lover, check it:




he he...I really wanted to post their other song and music video for Dick in a box but every damn video site won't let me snatch it...gosh darnit!!! So, I thought that everytime I happen to come across a Lonely Island music video (there are a few) and when some pee runs down my leg, I will share that video with you. Who knows it may be sooner than you think...

You should really go out and go buy The Lonely Island - Incredibad CD...and then pass it on to me so that I can make a copy. These guys have some legendary tunes and I would probably Jizz in my pants if one of you gave me this CD.

                                                            

                                                                                                   Give Kev a copy


Im going to settle back and watch the Hangover now...again.

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