My left foot
Starting your own business is quite stressful, so yesterday while finishing up some work for a client I went and took a drive around the coast to clear my head, it was me and my well rolled baseball bat (ofcourse) and the open road.
Getting a bit of the munchies I stopped off at a shop to ease my hunger and when walking out the shop I somehow managed to trip over some sort of pole. I hopped for a tiny bit and then carried on walking to my car ever so cool (with a bit of a bounce because thats how cool people walk) because I didn't want to look like a baby infront of all the people who were standing there, plus they might recognise me, generally as that gay guy from isidingo but I like to think it's for my blog or awesome facebook profile pic.
So I got in my car (which is awesome) and drove away with a bit of a wheel spin and the system pumping for my adoring fans (which were a bunch of drunk bergies but who cares...they might have access to this, you never know) and drove away.
Still quite pumped from that well rolled baseball bat I drove in true schumi style home and forgot all about the excrutiating pain that was in my foot. About an hour of chilling and watching some Californication, I kicked off my shoes and to my horror found my left foot swollen. Inspecting it carefully I slowly pulled my sock off to see that my whole foot was blue and the swell was the shape of a pyramid. Very strange, trust me to trip and break a damn bone...stoned!
The doctor says it should be fine as long as I don't kick or bump it into anything. Oh well, so much for that bar fight I was hoping to get into this weekend, we just going to have to settle this through a arm wrestle or a thumb war...Im good at thumb war, lets do that one. "Hey punk, you checking out my goose...what! you want to thumb war?, yeah, I thought so. I will thumb war your ass to the pavement bitch".
Clearly the pain killers are kicking in, this post makes no sense...
Don't worry guys I will be limping through your mind all day...trust me.
P.S
Faffy in cartoon #2 is out next week so keep looking
Getting a bit of the munchies I stopped off at a shop to ease my hunger and when walking out the shop I somehow managed to trip over some sort of pole. I hopped for a tiny bit and then carried on walking to my car ever so cool (with a bit of a bounce because thats how cool people walk) because I didn't want to look like a baby infront of all the people who were standing there, plus they might recognise me, generally as that gay guy from isidingo but I like to think it's for my blog or awesome facebook profile pic.
So I got in my car (which is awesome) and drove away with a bit of a wheel spin and the system pumping for my adoring fans (which were a bunch of drunk bergies but who cares...they might have access to this, you never know) and drove away.
Still quite pumped from that well rolled baseball bat I drove in true schumi style home and forgot all about the excrutiating pain that was in my foot. About an hour of chilling and watching some Californication, I kicked off my shoes and to my horror found my left foot swollen. Inspecting it carefully I slowly pulled my sock off to see that my whole foot was blue and the swell was the shape of a pyramid. Very strange, trust me to trip and break a damn bone...stoned!
The doctor says it should be fine as long as I don't kick or bump it into anything. Oh well, so much for that bar fight I was hoping to get into this weekend, we just going to have to settle this through a arm wrestle or a thumb war...Im good at thumb war, lets do that one. "Hey punk, you checking out my goose...what! you want to thumb war?, yeah, I thought so. I will thumb war your ass to the pavement bitch".
Clearly the pain killers are kicking in, this post makes no sense...
Don't worry guys I will be limping through your mind all day...trust me.
P.S
Faffy in cartoon #2 is out next week so keep looking